Down in Juarez, Mexico In a small adobe house Rosalita Gonzales gave birth To a handsome little mouse The whole town came to celebrate The baby being born But when they got back home They found that all the cheese was gone! You will only feel the breeze When he comes to steal your cheese. Queso Bandito! (Aha!) He'll set fire to the street With his tiny mousy feet. To the Mariachi beat. Queso Bandito! Do not leave your cheese unattended Cheddar, Monterey Jack, or blended. I will sneak inside of your pueblo Relieve you of all your Manchego. Careful not to take a siesta You will have no cheese for fiesta! Always chased by the federales' But they ate too many tamales. They can't catch me if they tried. He'll outrun them every time! Queso Bandito! (Aha)!
from Season 1, Episode 7 *all rights reserved to "The Looney Tunes Show"